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“Misanthropes have some admirable―if paradoxical―virtues. It is no exaggeration to say that we are among the nicest people you are likely to meet. Because good manners build sturdy walls, our distaste for intimacy makes us exceedingly cordial. “ships that pass in the night.” As long as you remain a stranger we will be your friend forever.” ― Florence King
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“We live in a world where a cunt has more fans than a scholar.”
― M.F. Moonzajer
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“Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it's not because they enjoy solitude. It's because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.” ― Jodi Picoult, My Sister's Keeper
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If you could commit a grave crime, with the knowledge that no one would find out, or there would be zero repercussions, would you commit it?
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'They said, timing was everything;
Made him want to be everywhere;
There's a lot to be said for nowhere...'
- MFC, Pearl Jam
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"Leaning over you, here, cold and catatonic,
I catch a brief reflection of what you could and might have been;
of your life, and your abilities; to become my perfect enemy."
- Passive, A Perfect Circle
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How I Met My Wife, by Jack Winter
(originally published in the New Yorker, July 25, 1994)

It had been a rough day, so when I walked into the party I was very chalant, despite my efforts to appear gruntled and consolate.

I was furling my wieldy umbrella for the coat check when I saw her standing alone in a corner. She was a descript person, a woman in a state of total array. Her hair was kempt, her clothing shevelled, and she moved in a gainly way.

I wanted desperately to meet her, but I knew I'd ...
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My attempts at cyber sex...

Rorschach: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Rorschach: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Rorschach.
Rorschach: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Rorschach: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Rorschach: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears...
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“...they discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly that nothing was true, though he was later discovered to be lying.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy